| Dad: | Hey Pie, I liked Obama's jeans! |
| me: | Hi! Your jeans are way cooler. |
| His jeans are late 80s mom-jeans, yours are hip. | |
| Dad: | Thanks. My heart sank. Can you name the Perry Mason episode? |
| me: | I am proud to say that I have never watched an episode of Perry Mason in my life. |
| Dad: | That's my girl. Going home. Love, Dad |
