From my charming (and ridiculous) father:
“I tried to respond to your Jimmy the Monkey post by writing that it took the monkey two weeks to write Billy Elliot. But I am not on Facebook, so I couldn’t formally respond. Of the three plays we saw this spring, Carnage comes in third, though I enjoyed it a great deal. Maybe Buzzfeed should start a “Thinking Person’s Tony Award” program. Billy Elliot!”