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The movie opens with scenery of a wedding being assembled. There are white flowers. “So pretty,” said the girl behind me.
There is a shot of a wedding dress. “So pretty,” said the girl behind me.
Later in the film, there appears a very young baby. “So cuuuute,” said the girl behind me.
Who was that girl? I could not bear to look behind me. She was clearly either unbelievably stupid, or so deep in thrall to her uterus, that, either way, I wonder how she can put on shoes in the morning. Except she needs the shoes to find the man, to have the wedding, to have that baby, that baby that is just so cute, which actually really has nothing to do with the movie, and in fact the baby was not that cute.
”— Read please.
