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Michelle: I caught him chewing up a magazine but he’s a sweetie
Williams: yes he seems like a sweet dog
Barack: we weren’t talking about the dog
Williams: your daughter has epilepsy
Axelrod: just like Justice Roberts
Gibbs: we get to see our families again in 2016
Williams: wow I work 15 minutes a day
Rahm: all families must be crushed to the agenda!! [ stabs table with knife ]
Williams: ok ok
Axelrod: yeah Rahm’s high strung
Obama: don’t talk to me about sacrifice - I campaigned non-stop for 2 fucking years
Williams: you got a swing set to be close to your kids
Obama: it’s not just for my daughters - Joe Biden can use it too
”— In case you missed last night’s Obama special (via The Awl)