April 2010
16 posts
Apr 28th
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1 tag
Apr 26th
Apr 22nd
258 notes
Apr 20th
45 notes
“Overnight, parachute some bears into areas [bin Laden] might be,” the innovator...”
– How to Catch Osama bin Laden (via gumplr) Just make sure the bear removes the parachute.  Osama won’t stand a chance.
Apr 19th
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"No one can say a negative thing about Dan Quayle.... →
(via katiebakes) But Joe is mine.
Apr 16th
3 tags
Apr 14th
Apr 9th
2 notes
“So honestly…we made the best queso ever made. People told us it was the...”
– An amazing e-mail from my best friend’s 1618-year-old sister, who contacted me as a consultant for her high school’s Queso Cook-Off.  This could also serve as a recipe for queso, if you are in the market for one.
Apr 8th
Apr 6th
14 notes
2 tags
Apr 6th
“It refuses to publish the letters but a member of the institute’s staff...”
– Can someone make this version of the movie please?
Apr 5th
(both)
me: jesus fucking christ, what the hell is going on at dartmouth and why can't we just kill everyone who ever wrote for the review
and be done with it
like, i don't have TIME for this crap
Stephanie: did they just email or do you have leftist tourettes?
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
Apr 1st
60 notes
Pitchfork gives MGMT’s “Congratulations” a perfect... →
hipsterrunoff: http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/11765-congratulations/ In the most shocking development of 2k10, Pitchfork Media has given MGMT’s Congratulations a perfect 10.0 score. Their ratings are…
Apr 1st