March 2010
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Caturday Rivalry
Mom: Be nice to [the cat], he's your brother.
Me: But he doesn't like me.
Mom: Well, sometimes siblings can be mean to each other.
[pause]
But you're smarter than him, I think you can rise above it.
[evil, evil underminey cackling that went on for like 5 minutes]
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for comparison
gumplr:
The greatest GGMM ever written, Julian “Malomar” Kelly ‘04:
My life is one that is loaded with inevitability. I can feel the inevitability that, someday, some woman I once knew will walk up to me with a toddler at her side and claim that he’s “mine.” I’m guessing you’ll be wanting some sort of compensation or throwback if he is “mine,” I’ll say to the woman. She’ll nod in agreement. To...
The suggestion that France's first couple are both... →
Nicolas wins this round.
Modern Love: Calling on the Death Bear to Get Over... →
maura:
DO YOU THINK IF I CALLED DEATH BEAR HE WOULD TAKE AWAY ‘MODERN LOVE’ AND PUT IT IN A CAVE WHERE I’D NEVER HAVE TO SEE IT AGAIN????
i’ll throw in a couple of bucks to this cause, jolie!!
“It was from Daily Candy, a service that publicizes hipster events in various cities.” K!
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WatchShe’s awesome. The singing is not awesome, but it’s kind of good, or not bad, which makes her awesome, because she’s standing up there doing not-bad Fugees karaoke with the people. The internet won’t let Gwyneth be great, but I will. You are GREAT, GP! (Not sarcastic.)
