July 2009
68 posts
WatchThe first birthday gift, befitting a woman of my age and stature.
“Basically I wouldn’t instigate intercourse with any of these people even...”
– Choire on The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People.
I'll be here all week, try the veal.
Jim: what are your thoughts on the wedding entrance video?
me: meh
Jim: agree
its too long
peaks very early
me: much like marriage itself
WatchAs promised. My office mocked me fairly mercilessly for being so excited about finishing a magnet puzzle, but I really think 2009 just turned a corner. It’s moments like this, everyone.
Roast Chicken With Gwyneth →
This is probably the only Gwyn-safe space on the internet, but whatever. I live for Thursdays.
For Goldman Sachs, what's the worst part of...
gumplr:
poisonville:
Getting the blood stains out of your clown suit.
“What’s the difference between peanut butter and jelly…?”
“This guy likes blow jobs.”
also: interrupting turtle
“Since moving to Washington in January, Geithner has been secretly crashing at...”
– Awwwwwwwww. Trippies 4ever.
See you at Smith Point.
me: really, zell miller?
Jim: GORILLA GLUE IS A REAL THING
Top 10 Most Ridiculous Table Manners →
(via lamb)
Everyone click on this, Scott is a nice person.
My dad reads the internet.
Dad: Hey Pie, I liked Obama's jeans!
me: Hi! Your jeans are way cooler.
His jeans are late 80s mom-jeans, yours are hip.
Dad: Thanks. My heart sank. Can you name the Perry Mason episode?
me: I am proud to say that I have never watched an episode of Perry Mason in my life.
Dad: That's my girl. Going home. Love, Dad
‘Fables’ - The Dodos (whole album...
Most Important Question Of The Day, Hands Down
Will Colin Firth be in Bridget Jones 3 ??!?!?!?
“Becky: A freshman beauty queen whose family is purebred trailer trash. Think...”
– Things are about to get AWESOME for Tim Riggins.
me: i CANNOT get "best i ever had" out of my head
Jim: the vertical horizon song???
Run Toto Run - “Sleepyhead” (Passion...
Things I Have In Common With Sonia Sotomayor
“She used to wear a bulletproof vest when she ventured into Chinatown, and she’s partial to Grimaldi’s.” (Also the lawyer bit.)
Russell: (202): I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn’t stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
“FYI, I’d say more inspiration than miracle.”
– Danny Shea (more reviews here)
WatchHerewith, my directorial debut: BuzzFeed Reports: Manhattan Bridge Fire
Early reviews: “You are a miracle.” -Stephanie Herbert