June 2009
59 posts
“Well, you shouldn’t take Jesus’ name in vain, especially since he...”
– Jim Hobart
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yeahmon: brooklynmutt: Gawker calls this The Best Michael Jackson Video Mashup Out There can’t disagree DAMN.
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From Andy Nguyen's Facebook
James Franco: Only the douchebags at Columbia would dare take a picture of me sleeping in class.
Andy: Why is that?
James Franco: I sleep at NYU all the time and no one bothers me.
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Jun 25th
Looking to start a Vampire Weekend Cover Band... →
catbird: gprecs: Reply to: gigs-tsbex-1238554990@craigslist.org Date: 2009-06-25, 12:42AM EDT I wouldn’t be a member of the band, just the band’s manager. So we need one of each of these: Ezra Koenig (lead vocals, guitar, piano, hand drum) Rostam Batmanglij (organ, chamberlain, piano, harpsichord, guitar, vocal harmonies, drum and synth program, shaker) Chris Tomson (drums, guitar) ...
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“2:37 — Pretty sure he just pulled out the old, “If it’s in different continents,...”
– Wonkette liveblogs Sanford (which, FTR, I called two days ago, please see Jim Hobart for confirmation, not that it is any great feat but still.)
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At the risk of getting arrested, these totally... →
You’ll want to check out the “More Views.”
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Listenyoungmanhattanite: caro: Little Secrets -...
Jun 17th
Poor Patrick Dempsey.
Jun 17th
Paging Lauryn Hill
Danny: A LA SISTER ACT!
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“This could also be cute on you in that ironic i’m in gingham way?”
– God bless Stephanie Herbert for trying to help me shop.
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State-Level Political Issues That I'd Like To Have...
1. California 2. New York
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'In a way, he died in every war.'
From my charming (and ridiculous) father: “I tried to respond to your Jimmy the Monkey post by writing that it took the monkey two weeks to write Billy Elliot.   But I am not on Facebook, so I couldn’t formally respond.   Of the three plays we saw this spring, Carnage comes in third, though I enjoyed it a great deal.   Maybe Buzzfeed should start a “Thinking Person’s Tony...
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I don’t feel that the Jimmy Fallon audience appreciated this enough.
Jun 9th
“The movie opens with scenery of a wedding being assembled. There are white...”
– Read please.
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“What he’s done over the past five years has never, ever been done – and...”
– Pete believes in Roger.
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Please explain the Brie aspect of this metaphor. →
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Game Tracker is Emotional (or, why isn't the Men's...
Danny: 15-0!
3 points til freedom
30-0
!
me: YS YES YES YES
Danny: he must be acing these
me: THAT MSUT HAVE BEEN AN ACE
Danny: you know that feeling?
hahaha
like
acing the last game
an then they dont even try for match pt
me: i think he faulted
FUCK
Danny: ok, momentary lapse
40-15! wowza!
me: MATCH POINT
Danny: AOSIJDIOAJS
two match points
here we go
...
me: come on
just do it
Danny: PHEW! PHEW! PHEW! a weary world rejoices.
me: sdfgyaew78rudfhjsbvq347efopwdsfgy2 3khwbfv78aeg4tgae8rs7y
Danny: spent
me: i know me too
i need to go lie down
Jun 5th
I am determined to like Away We Go.
Jun 5th
“Michelle: I caught him chewing up a magazine but he’s a sweetie Williams: yes...”
– In case you missed last night’s Obama special (via The Awl)
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Thoughts on the White House Flickr
I wish they would raise the damn ceilings in the outer Oval Office.  It looks so cramped when compared to the West Wing set.
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