March 2008
31 posts
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Colin: i just took a photo for the nyt with flume jessica and arianna
It makes me a little sad that my post about Mark (and Seth) is no longer the top item. REMEMBER WHEN I HUNG OUT WITH SETH MEYERS AND MARK RONSON ALL IN ONE NIGHT?!?! I do.
Colin: hey guess what!
i may have been on the train with ashley dupre
it was feb 13!
This was written for me. Or by me. Unclear,... →
Michael Pollan is EVERYwhere. →
me: also, what are you doing to celebrate your roots today
Danny: its only a half root, and i have a bday dinner of the bday party i went to on saturday
me: your last name is shea.
that is a strong half.
Danny: i know
super strong
but!
i was raised in a matriarchy
so.
me: also you have like 8 million kids in your family and are super catholic by family
Danny: right
but tahts the italian half
i mean, its both
BUT
the irish side of the family is nonexistent, the italian side is vibrant and strong and large, so we have always identified more as italian BUT we are also irish
me: you're the american dream, really
Danny: yes
late 1880s nativism couldnt keep us down!
Maureen Dowd Occasionally Still Effective
“You know, I guess the best way to describe government policy is like a person trying to drive a car in a rough patch,” [Bush] said. “If you ever get stuck in a situation like that, you know full well it’s important not to overcorrect, because when you overcorrect you end up in the ditch.” Dude, you’re already in the ditch. and “I think 2008 is going to be a fabulous year for the Republican...
you are kidding me →
Colin: where is the water polluted again?
me: everywhere
in your bodies
Colin: maybe that's why I'm getting fat
UPDATE #2: The stereotype does not actually WORK at Google, he just visited his friend Chip there. I learned this from 3 rows ahead of him.
UPDATE: The family is now passing around containers of fresh berries for dessert.
p.s. I am obviously at the airport where Sartre re-reveals himself to me with every visit.
so close
Me: why was 6 afraid of 7
Colin: cause he eight him yp
Robot Jokes, Revisited →
I asked my Dad who he voted for in '84.
“Reagan. And your mother did too, though both of us hid the fact. As the elder, I should tell you to take the long view, but Ohio and Texas results and the picture of Clinton on the front page of today’s FT (the Brits think American Dems are nuts to allow this race to go on) lead me to say that if Latinos and workers opposed (wrongly) to Nafta and those opposed to the Bush-Clinton...
Be like Alex, Jim. →
British History, Lesson 1
me: oh it sails from dover?
lovely
i shall recite matthew arnold for you
Colin: oh my god you're going to be such a pain
i'm uninviting you
me: he was a VICTORIAN poet
Colin: the fatty
That's 62 pence.
For roughly $1.50 each per YEAR, we could have a royal family. Just food for thought.
Ina, don't serve me borscht. →
