February 2008
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Colin: just got back from doctlr
no ear infction
said take decongestant
Me: then what's wrong?
ah
did they give you any pain meds?
Colin: it's like a muscualar thing
and i have zero waxes in either ear
they both look perfectly norman
Me: it's a muscular thing, so you need to take decongestant?
Colin: i dont know i'm not a scientist!
mayeb he didnt say muscular
it all happened so fast
"Canal zone birth" sounds dirty. →
This is a decent article. It also neatly... →
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I used 25 of my 450 “anytime” minutes last month. I am such a loser.
Cannot. Stop. Listening. →
Just Heard on NPR
“Patrons of a particular West Village bar are being told that they should be vaccinated for Hepatitis A.” Then no mention of the bar’s name. Thanks, WNYC! UPDATE: Hahahha, it was Socialista. That’s what you get, tackies!
It's (I'm?) a cliche, but this really excites me. →
Why is Miley Cyrus presenting at the Oscars? →
Colin: henry just called me to tell me what M&M's stands for
me: what DO they stand for
mars and
Colin: murray
Amanda: who was murray
Colin: the founders
Amanda: why didn't murray get to name the company after himself
Colin: dude why are you askiung me!
i dont know!
he called me
Amanda: i thought you were trying to share the knowledge
Colin: do i look like the fucking Professor of Candy over here
“Why else would I become successful? To get back at women who dumped me.”
– the aforementioned Leonard Lopate, on WNYC
Leonard Lopate is giving Valentine’s Day advice. It is pretty great.
Dilemma of the day: do I contribute to the NPR pledge drive, or do I listen to them ask for money and feel guilty. It’s important to remember that I really want an NPR coffee mug.
“With your donation, we can make sure there are microphones in the room with...”
– BBC World announcer, during the saddest public radio pledge drive to date
Colin: i got my contacts!
i can be hip in meeami
l'enfer, c'est les autres
I am at the airport, surrounded by a high school softball team.
“That was embarrassing…When they do these genealogical studies, you want to...”
– Obama, on “his cousin” Dick Cheney
Food = Happiness*
I can now biologically attest to this fact. *hi Mario
I am a juice fast failure.
But at least my blood sugar is back up enough that I don’t start crying inexplicably.
So I am torn. →
Vive la France. →