February 2008
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January 2008
82 posts
Reader(s), take note. →
“It’s not red and black checkers, it’s three-dimensional chess.”
– Mitt “Reagan sat on a stool” Romney
Why can't I find a pleasing Tumblr setting?
NOTHING WORKS.
Colin keeps copying my Tumblr posts. Also, he uses incorrect punctuation.
Does anyone have a dog I can borrow for this? →
[sigh] →
Notes on a Mitt Romney speech (Jim ignored my...
me: what the f is mitt romney talking about
like, what
"freedom was like the air"
space!
grandkids are sleeping
"countries like asia and india"
"my parents aren't around, maybe yours aren't either"
chorus: THEY HAVEN'T!
marriage before babies!
and while i'm being nonsensical, let me defend george bush!
"i know why jobs cum"
bain capital = "real economy"
[lots of compound adjectives]
STRENGTHEN OUR PEOPLE! WITH WEIGHT LIFTING!
kids still sleeping
good night
This makes my stomach hurt. →
If you find yourself drawn to the Clinton candidacy, you likely believe that politics is politics, that partisanship isn’t transmutable, that Republicans are for the most part irredeemable. You suspect that talk of transcendence amounts to humming “Kumbaya” past the graveyard. You believe that progress comes only with a fight, and that Clinton is better equipped than Obama (or maybe anyone) to...
It really doesn't take that much.
Forrest: my goal is to have one of our gchats immortalized on your tumblr
Me.
dshea:My evening will include Tartine. Who’s coming with me?
State of the Union reax
Jenna Bush’s pre-wedding slim down is REALLY working.
“You know what always upset me? When Frasier won the Emmy for “Best...”
– Colin Jay, 20 minutes into the SAG awards
You are better than Colin.
I swear I will become a better tumblr in the weeks ahead. Bear with me. — dshea
Colin wants to be me. →
Dear Danny
You are a delinquent Tumblr-er.
Oh, wow, I just discovered Tumblr archive. So cool!
Have you heard of any of these firms? →
I didn’t think so.
Since no one is responding to IMs:
I’m listening to open source electronic music right now. For my job. [kill me]
Wish list →
Can anyone help me figure out how to rotate a picture on Tumblr?
100 Things We Didn't Know Last Year →
I am 23 or so days late to this party, but it’s interesting. Especially if you’re still waiting for your 4:30 phone call.
Say cheese. →
The recipe came with a warning: do not drink any cold beverages with fondue, or the cheese will ball up and wreak havoc on your intestines.
The evidence mounts.
I just learned that the Theory building was used as an exterior in “27 Dresses.” Katherine Heigl’s character apparently “works” here.
Myspace is ugly.
I wish my job didn’t require me to use it.
Jim: yay, yoiu have to work too
Amanda: what the fuck
if i were black i would be up in arms
but i'm not
Jim: im from atlanta
i am up in arms
i played mlk in a play in 3rd grad
I support the Manning family. →
“Think about it like it’s always on.”
– Colin “Smokey the Bear” Sterling on pilot lights
I hate it when football games come down to a field goal.
I also hate it when I get addresses wrong and my cell phone is dead and I ring the wrong doorbell and don’t make it to my engagements.
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Even though I had limited interest in ordering it last night, all I can think about is Tartine’s spicy chicken. — dshea
