Wait, are they reenacting Oh Na Na?! (Milk and Jamba Juice are the same to me.)
"We lived on this basin where all this magical stuff would happen. One time a dolphin swam into our basin. We had this family of otters that would live on our dock at night. We’d turn the light on and you’d see them, you know, hanging out, just being otters. And then one summer, there was a shark that washed up on our dock. I ended up writing a novel that summer because I wouldn’t go in the water. I locked myself in the den and wrote a book.” She stares at me, wide-eyed. “When I was fourteen.” She laughs. “Because of a shark!"
- Sure, Taylor Swift. (Also: “I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her.” And “I look back and I think about Kris Kristofferson.” The whole thing, really.)
Frank McCourt lived above Montero’s
Waiting patiently for my Montero’s trend piece.
I mean the shit is fucking ridiculous
Fucking ridiculous
I mean the shit is fucking ridiculous- Kanye West, ostensibly rapping about this.
I am also partial to the Google search drawing. And to all the other drawings.
ARE YOU KIDDING? DRAKE JUST TOOK KARAOKE TO SOME NEXT-LEVEL KARAOKE PLACE. DOING KARAOKE TO YOUR OWN SONG IS THE ULTIMATE AND THIS HAS NOW CHANGED THINGS.
(via steven, duh)
No one thought to call me about this? I can’t get those five hours back.
uh oh
email of the day
The photo department really embraced this one.
Georgians Prepare for a Newt Nomination
| me: i saw him on the side of the road once |
| cool story bro |
| Jim: one time in jr high |
| i was on the phone with [ex] |
| and he clicked in for her dad! |
| COOLER story bro |
